Sometimes a name change is the best idea...


I think I'll keep driving!


Perhaps a little too extreme?


Hmmm...don't think I saw that one.


How do you get there from here? (Peekskill, NY)


Let's Go! We'll have a ball!
(Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem to be most popular in Montana)


Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!
(Windsor, ME - Hussey's slogan is "if we don't have it, you don't need it")


It's a good deal, but....oh, the college costs!
(Roanoak, VA - Babies & Children's slogan is "Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen"


Not everyone likes it that cold!
(London area automobile air conditioning business)


Yesyouare!
(The Amigone Family operates several funeral homes in and around Buffalo, NY. It just so happens that the owner's cousin lives next door to our Studio A...NO LIE!)


We is educated...


Hmmm...lets think about this one for a sec...


Major dilemma in California


Caution: Alligator eating man in wheelchair at the bottom of the hill!


Take me to the cleaners, baby!
(5 locations in Pennsylvania)


Enough said...


Pork the one you love...


WHAT PART OF ONLY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND?!


Please leave your soul at the front gate.
(Hartford, CT)


Going Postal?
(Phoenix, AZ)


Of all the names to pick...


No "Keep Off The Grass" signs here!


Hmmm...theres a buttcrack in the road ahead?
(Actually, this means "Speed Bumps Ahead")